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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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