Joke

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

did you stub your toe?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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