What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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