- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why was the man sad? his wife died

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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