How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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