- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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