- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Neither did she.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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