Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Knock knock *open*

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Jews

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

2 Penises

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

An Artic Storm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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