- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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