Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

You know what's catchy? A cold

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Queens Park rangers

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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