What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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An Artic Storm.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Jews

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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