- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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