- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

im not food

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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