Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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