- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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