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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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robin, get in the car.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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