Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Wanker

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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darude- sandstorm

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Refrigerator

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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