why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Hail Heetluh

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Yock

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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