- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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