What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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your social life.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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