Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Do you love me? No.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Potassium? K.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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