- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

My parents died!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Feminism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Nickelback

Female rights.

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