- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Moo! I'm a goat!

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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