- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

I shot a bitch.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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