- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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