What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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