- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?