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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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