- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

test

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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