- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

robin, get in the car.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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