Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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