What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Winter

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

honest politician

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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