why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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