- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Female rights.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Nickelback

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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