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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

once you go black your credit goes wack

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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