Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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