- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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