- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

You see how lame this is?

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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