I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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