- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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