Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Penis

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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