Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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