- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

whats 69+2? 71

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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