Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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