old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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