- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Im batman...suck it losers

lewis ya baggy fuck

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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