A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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