- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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