2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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