Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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