Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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everybody loves raymond

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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