What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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