- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

your mother

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Do your parents know you're gay?

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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