What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

I grunt when I poop.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Guess what? Bananas

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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